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Sesame Street is a long-running American children's television series created by Joan Ganz Cooney and Lloyd Morrisett. The program is known for its educational content, and images communicated through the use of Jim Henson's Muppets, animation, short films, humor, and cultural references. The series premiered on November 10, 1969, to positive reviews, some controversy, and high viewership; it has aired on the U.S.'s national public television provider (PBS) since its debut, with its first run moving to premium channel HBO on January 16, 2016.
The show has undergone significant changes throughout its history. The format of Sesame Street consists of a combination of commercial television production elements and techniques which have evolved to reflect the changes in American culture and the audience's viewing habits. With the creation of Sesame Street, producers and writers of a children's television show used, for the first time, educational goals and a curriculum to shape its content. It was also the first time a show's educational effects were studied.
Albert "Bert" "The Machine" Kreischer is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and reality television host. In 1997, as a member of the Alpha Tau Omega Fraternity, he was featured in Rolling Stone as "the top partier" at Florida State University, the "top party school in the US", while he was in his sixth year of college. The Rolling Stone article was the inspiration for the 2002 movie Van Wilder. From 2000 to 2001, he was the co-host of the FX Network variety show The X Show. A segment that aired on the show, "Ass Wax", where Kreischer had his hair removed with hot wax, led Kreischer to gain his own show on the FX Network, titled Hurt Bert, in 2004. In the same year, he had a role in an episode of the police drama The Shield.
Kreischer claims that on a college field trip to Russia, he drank with the Russian mob (after accidentally introducing himself with the phrase "Я машина") and even participated in a robbery while intoxicated. He talked about these exploits on June 5, 2006 on Loveline; on January 14, 2011, on DC101's Elliot in the Morning; April 5, 2011, on the Joe Rogan Experience podcast #95; Opie and Anthony on June 28, 2011; WTF with Marc Maron on January 9, 2012; WMMR's Preston and Steve Show on January 12, 2012; on The Todd and Tyler Radio Empire on August 2, 2012; and on WIYY/98 Rock's Morning Show Mickey, Amelia, and Spiegel.
A machine is a device that uses energy to perform some activity or task.
Machine, Machines, Machinery, The Machine, or The Machines may also refer to:
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Actors: Gilles Waterkeyn (producer), Iwona Sellers (miscellaneous crew), Bastien Sirodot (miscellaneous crew), Frank Klein (miscellaneous crew), Adrian Politowski (producer), Martin Metz (miscellaneous crew), Pierre Philippe Hendrickx (miscellaneous crew), Joost de Vries (producer), Jeremy Burdek (producer), Sander Vos (editor), Nadia Khamlichi (producer), Leontine Petit (producer), Heino Deckert (producer), Rifka Lodeizen (actress), Koen Maenhout (miscellaneous crew),
Plot: A family film which tells the unlikely and timeless story about almost ten year old Tony, whose father rises from being a crane driver to Secretary of State. As a result his parents get divorced and Tony does everything he can to bring them back together. He even calls in the help of the queen.
Genres: Family,Actors: Eden Miller (costume designer), Elizabeth D'Onofrio (actress), Julie Kessler (actress), Vanessa Britting (actress), Dean Alai (actor), Lisa Altomare (actress), Heather Robinson (actress), Mary Monahan (actress), Ginger Rinkenberger (director), Kathryn Pickford (actress), Kathryn Pickford (producer), Ginger Rinkenberger (producer), Kathryn Pickford (writer), Ginger Rinkenberger (writer), Kathryn Pickford (director),
Genres: ,Actors: Fionn Groeger (writer), Fionn Groeger (director), Fionn Groeger (producer), Anna Rice (composer), Ed Malone (actor), Samer Alwan (editor), Máirtín de Cógáin (actor), Mon Murphy (actress), Ray Alley (actor),
Plot: Simple pleasures come in many shapes and forms. For Bert there is nothing more pleasurable than the almighty crisp. After years of addiction, devotion and daily consumption, he finds himself with an unprecedented problem: His entire crisp collection has been stolen. Deciding that a world without crisps is a world not worth living in, he embarks on a late night odyssey to find a packet of crisps. Little did he know that salvation would come in the form of a mischievous elderly lady and her tiny dog DeeFor.
Genres: Comedy, Short,Actors: Ron Ford (writer), Ron Ford (actor), Ron Ford (director), Randal Malone (producer), Michael Schwibs (producer), R. Greg Albach (actor), R. Greg Albach (writer), R. Greg Albach (director), R. Greg Albach (producer), Craig Moore (producer),
Genres: Comedy, Horror, Thriller,Actors: Fernando Poe Jr. (director), Roi Vinzon (actor), Dina Bonnevie (actress), Paquito Diaz (actor), Ricardo Cepeda (actor), Robert Arevalo (actor), Charlie Davao (actor), Dick Israel (actor), Robert Miller (actor), Avel Morado (actor), Fernando Poe Jr. (actor), Jimmy Reyes (actor), Ernie Zarate (actor), Frank Chico (miscellaneous crew), Elmer Buencamino (miscellaneous crew),
Plot: Army Major RUBEN MEDRANO was once a part of an elite anti-kidnapping task force. An unfortunate incident during an operation got him suspended and sent back to Manila. There he tries to renew ties with his daughter MARISSA who has been living with his dead wives sister MARIEL. Marissa refuses to recognize her father because of all his shortcomings in the past. Nevertheless, Ruben decides to remain in the area. He soon discovers the presence of drug pushers and decides to do something about them. The drug lord who controls these pushers hires a hit-man named CARLOS to hunt down Ruben for meddling in his affairs. Soon the small community turns into a war-zone a Ruben tries to defend himself and those close to him from the attacks of these gangsters.
Keywords: assassin, directed-by-star, drug-pusher, father-daughter-relationship, gangster, military-officer, murder, neglected-daughter, revengeActors: Nonong Buencamino (composer), Manny Castañeda (director), Jose Javier Reyes (writer), Naty Mallares (actress), Mhalouh Crisologo (actress), Manny Valera (producer), Mhalouh Crisologo (producer), Archie Adamos (actor), Mon Confiado (actor), Dante Javier (actor), Jeffrey Cantuba (actor), Cris Daluz (actor), Mel Kimura (actress), Glenn Marcelo (miscellaneous crew), Danny Gloria (editor),
Genres: Horror, Thriller,Actors: Ken Pogue (actor), Jackie Burroughs (actress), Ralph Brunjes (editor), Eric Till (director), Jessica Steen (actress), John A. Curtis (actor), Frank Adamson (actor), Eric N. Robertson (composer), Blake Taylor (actor), Ed McNamara (actor), Doreen Brownstone (actress), Nancy Drake (actress), George Clutesi (actor), Jeffrey Hirschfield (actor), Christopher Earle (actor),
Genres: Drama, Romance,Actors: Aaron Spelling (producer), Ann Jillian (actress), Miriam Flynn (actress), Lauren Shuler Donner (producer), Teri Garr (actress), Martin Mull (actor), Christopher Lloyd (actor), Jeffrey Tambor (actor), Edie McClurg (actress), Bruce French (actor), Michael Ensign (actor), Graham Jarvis (actor), Michael Keaton (actor), Lee Holdridge (composer), John Hughes (writer),
Plot: Jack and Caroline are a couple making a decent living when Jack suddenly loses his job. They agree that he should stay at home and look after the house while Caroline works. It's just that he's never done it before, and really doesn't have a clue.
Keywords: advertising, baby, bare-butt, bedroom, blockbuster, camera-shot-of-feet, career, chainsaw, chaos, child-nudityActors: Rudolph G. Kopp (composer), Charles Victor (actor), Michael Ward (actor), Angela Martelli (miscellaneous crew), Robert Beatty (actor), Victor Saville (director), James Hayter (actor), Richard Johnson (actor), Bernard Lee (actor), Laurence Naismith (actor), Walter Pidgeon (actor), David Tomlinson (actor), Howard Emmett Rogers (writer), Arthur Wimperis (writer), Harold Lang (actor),
Plot: With a ruthless gang terrorizing London, Scotland Yard calls Hugh "Bulldog" Drummond out of retirement. With the help of detective Helen Smith, Drummond infiltrates the gang under an assumed name. He and Smith become trusted gang-members until the gang's overlord discovers their true identities, and they are taken as prisoners.
Keywords: adventurer, bulldog-drummond, character-name-in-title, colonel, crime-wave, sequel, sergeantActors: Harry Allen (actor), Lionel Belmore (actor), Richard Cramer (actor), Ralph Graves (actor), Jack Holt (actor), Jo Swerling (writer), Edward Sloman (director), Carl Stockdale (actor), Dorothy Sebastian (actress), Harry Cohn (producer), Tom Buckingham (writer), Jo Swerling (writer), Leonard Wheeler (editor), Otto Lang (actor),
Genres: Drama,Bert Kreisher is coming back with new release special in December 2016. This is so funny and amazing as hell. En joy it guys !
My favorite roommate does deadly tree jumps, hangs out of moving cars, hand-makes stickers, gets reckless on yoga mats, and does one of the craziest cavemans EVER. Be sure to SUBSCRIBE for more! Get your Bert Shirt's NOW - http://www.lzbmx.com/the-bert-shirt/ Believe it or not, Robert Barranco does more than smearing peanut butter in his face and doing deadly cavemans. While most "Day in the Life's" are overly glamorized and have people making their days seem way cooler than normal, this is pretty much realistic. If anything, Bert normally get's into even more adventures late at night, but I cut off the filming at like 2AM because I had to get up early the next day. Bert is an awesome kid who really knows how to have a good time, and I think he is a perfect example of how we all need to ...
This is the story about the time I robbed a train in Russia with the Russian Mafia. To get my book "Life of the Party" click HERE: https://www.amazon.com/Life-Party-Stories-Perpetual-Man-Child/dp/1250030250 For all TOUR DATE & MERCH click HERE: http://www.bertbertbert.com To Follow me on.. Twitter: https://twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bertkreischer/?hl=en Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Akreischer
THE TIME HAS COME! Nicole, Bert, and I are at the amazing Woodward West all week hanging out, riding, and making videos! Bert's been traveling all summer (as have we) and this is the first time we've filmed in forever. Subscribe for more Woodward uploads! http://LZBMX.com Capron's channel - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkrKW1_u0O8qSc3xsLoRHew Music by David Cutter http://www.davidcuttermusic.co.uk SOCIAL MEDIA: TWITTER: http://www.twitter.com/Adam_LZ FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/adam.lz.1 INSTAGRAM: http://www.instagram.com/adam_LZ http://www.instagram.com/lz.nicole http://www.instagram.com/robertbmx895 Snapchat Adam_LZ Nikkopotomous
Bert's reactions are priceless! He stopped by to drop something off and we gave him a quick tour of our place. Hope you guys enjoy :) Shirts, stickers, and more @ http://LZBMX.com SOCIAL MEDIA: TWITTER: http://www.twitter.com/Adam_LZ FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/adam.lz.1 INSTAGRAM: http://www.instagram.com/adam_LZ http://www.instagram.com/lz.nicole http://www.instagram.com/robertbmx895 http://www.instagram.com/jammurph Snapchat Adam_LZ Nikkopotomous
For more videos and games check out our new website at http://www.sesamestreet.org In this video, Bert gets his nephew ready for a bath. Sesame Street is a production of Sesame Workshop, a nonprofit educational organization which also produces Pinky Dinky Doo, The Electric Company, and other programs for children around the world.
Wanneer kinderen te maken krijgen met een ander dialect, durven ze je wel eens de les te lezen. Was het nu Bért of Bèrt?
There's more to life than books about oatmeal.